Brian Bailey Preface to the Revised Edition

10 Things I Wish You Didn't Know About Me

10. I can't find anything to order at Starbucks

9. I listened to a podcast last night...while ironing a duvet

8. I wanted to be Alex P. Keaton when I grew up

7. If I cook, grilled cheese or french toast is usually involved

6. Home Sweet Home is one of my all-time favorite songs

5. I watched more than an appropriate amount of the Smurfs growing up

4. One time after my parents got divorced, my dad wanted to take me out to eat. I asked if I could just have the money instead.

3. I love Neil Diamond

2.  Due to my extreme secrecy, my wife thinks I'm a spy

1. I voted for Ross Perot in 1992