Brian Bailey Preface to the Revised Edition

Got Kids?

If you do, take a minute to read Tony Woodlief's classic tale of hand washing: The Simple Things.

Finally, they [Tony's two young boys] step over to the towel and wave their hands around it while thinking dry thoughts. I've never seen anything like it - these boys can worry a towel half to death so that it's wound up and wrinkled and hanging by the thinnest of margins, yet leave the bathroom with hands dripping wet.

I read this out loud with Lori and Ben and none of us could stop laughing. Enjoy!