Brian Bailey Preface to the Revised Edition

Label Madness, Part 2

Continuing yesterday's theme, here is a second profile to ponder:

I live in Texas
I work at a church
My favorite newspaper is the Wall Street Journal
I attend church at least 3 times each month
I have never smoked anything, legal or illegal
My favorite author as a teenager was William F. Buckley, Jr.
I have never dyed or pierced any part of my body

Liberal or conservative?