Brian Bailey Preface to the Revised Edition

The Office premier

A new season of The Office started last night. It's easily my favorite show on television (I try not to count Meet the Press) and one of the only ones we never miss. This episode was a little uneven, but the whole hour was worth it for this:

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?

Michael: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.

Ryan: I don't think...I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

Michael: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

All the best quotes are available here or you can just watch the entire episode online.